“The Kramper” Tee

Seinfeld’s Kramer × Krampus the Christmas Devil

Shirt with framed mock oil painting of Kramer with arms clasped, fur, horns, and carrying a basket with a child in it.

He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away.

— Mr. Armstrong

In The Letter, Kramer poses for a painting for Jerry’s new girlfriend, Nina. The result? The masterpiece, The Kramer. But what if Seinfeld took place in an alternate reality where Cosmo was also Krampus, the Christmas demon? You’d get The Kramper!

With two obscure references in one, this holiday shirt from the multiverse is sure to confuse your relatives! Happy Festivus!

This parody artwork is a high-fidelity, hand-painted reproduction of the original portrait. Artist Oliver Guiney employed painstaking attention-to-detail, cross-referencing the Seinfeld episode to ensure accuracy.

Product Details
American Apparel Fine Jersey Crewneck T-Shirt
100% Cotton (Heather Grey contains 10% Polyester)
Slim fit – tends to run small
Double stitched
Direct-to-garment, photo quality printing
Made in the USA, sweatshop-free
Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd²
Made to Order
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